Zombie Surplus

Iron Man is Bonerific. Go see it now. I’m going to see it for the second time tonight, and tomorrow for the third time. Jon Favreau is awesome, say what you will about Elf, Iron Man is flawless from tip to tail. I have never been so hard for so long without experiencing any embarrassing side effects. Oh and did I mention I’m totally gay for Robert Downey Jr., because I’m totally gay for Robert Downey Jr. The man is so well suited for the role it flexes the mind (along with other parts) in ways that previously were unimaginable. Best superhero movie to date. Also, the allusions to probable sequels (there are a couple) helped me keep my erection long into this morning.. until it swiftly died when google news displayed the word “Hillary“. Never before have I seen so much Space-aged-pseudo-science porn in one sitting. Fucking Awesome. This is the only film that actually gives you superpowers from watching it, your very own little Iron Man.

NOTE to GF: Hey sweetie, yeah. I meant to talk to you about this earlier but you were making me dinner so I thought I’d wait. So yeah, Ro-Do-Jo is going up on the wall in the bedroom. I was thinking of that space where our vacation pictures used to be. Let me know what you think…. love you.

It’s 06:33 on a Friday late in May and I’m pooing this out and predating it to fill the gaps on my post calender. No doubt I was too busy sleeping or laying on the beach to post anything meaningful or current, and so now I find it fitting to write about something from 2004 and giving it a title that only some retarded Google bot would understand (and of course fans of the show, hey guys). Still though, this is something definitely worth your time if you haven’t heard of it. Ghost in the Shell is easily my favorite anime franchise and has been since 1997 simultaneous world wide release of “Ghost in the Shell” which revolutionized cartoon animation by being the first to integrate computer generated motion effects and scenes into traditional hand-drawn animation. Many of the style choices made in this film (along with the sophisticated science fiction) would go on to be hijacked by a certain director duo in “the Matrix”. If you’re not into political drama at all, and have trouble following a complicated “who-done-it” plot line, you should avoid this show like the plague. Even it’s 10/10 erection inducing military action sequences, and it’s bomb-shell body suit clad super cyborg cop can’t hold it over in the wake of it’s heady governmental policy based story arcs.

There, done. now I can get back to sleeping. Watch this intro to the 2nd season of SAC (Stand Alone Complex) it’s dope.

So I’m not going to write much about this. Either you know what’s going on in the world, you think you know what’s going on in the world, or you’re an honest person and submit that you know hardly anything about what’s going on in the world. This is a clip from a documentary/stand-up act by Robert Newman called the History of Oil, which I think should be shown in schools. This clip should help you understand why there is a occupation of the middle east ongoing and also help you better understand how oil is traded. This post will not help you loose weight, become more sociable, or improve you golf swing. I’m sorry to be harsh, but you will never have those things you fat hermit of a shitty golfer you.