Speaking of Gaming, I never got to throw my two cents in last year on the state of things. As you may or may not be aware, 2007 was a Titan of a year for incredible video games by the frigate full, and there were many a pretentious gamer and game reviewer alike wanting to talk about their pick for game of the year as if it were a divine sexual encounter. Well screw you guys, it’s my turn. Although BioShock was gnarly to the slashcore (what the fuck that means, I don’t know) it doesn’t even glimpse Portal. Simply put this is the first time a shooter has ever crossed over into something completely new, while retaining all the eye twitchy goodness that us unswervingly committed zombies demand in a hardcore game. Pure genius, so simple, flawless victory. Do your self a huge favor and play Portal. Also, speaking of kongregate, check out the 2D version which is also surprisingly awesome.
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